Amyella (pronounced Amy-ella) is a pseudonym for Amy Levitt, a fitness and health food fanatic and a beach girl at heart. She has been sharing her sometimes nonsensical thoughts and self-amusing stories online since 2002 and currently spends a good deal of her time wrangling her 90 pound Rottweiler and 60 pound Boxer. Which is quite a show.
Me: Am I lying by the pool? Why yes, yes I am!
Her: Awesome! I can't do that at work...
Me: True, but you get to taze people
Her: Would much rather lay by the pool!
Me: I'd rather lay by the pool and be able to taze the obnoxious people
Her: With a cocktail in the other hand!
